HOW TO WIN HER HEART

Now.... the Federal Government of Nigeria has imposed the "SIT AT HOME" policy due to the present virus outbreak.

At this moment, many sister's who always screamed "I'm enjoying my marriage" will understand the danger involved in marrying a total stranger.

Honestly, nothing frustrates a man...if not  spending 💰, spending 💰 and keep on spending 💰 without replacement.

It only take a man who marry his best friend to relate in Joy and happiness in such a time like this ! 

So, while seeking whom to marry... Bro, Abeg, marry your best friend Bikooo 🙏

Marry that lady who you are never tired of confiding all your burdens.

Now listen .....✍

Whenever you found her and God eventually revealed her to you as your missing rib...

The best mistake you will make is running after her 🏃  with marriage proposal.

There is 70% chance she gonna turn down your proposal because of other potential buyers.... Who are well connected, spiritual and wealthy more than you. ...and they are also chasing 🏃 after her like a bee 🐝 

✋ HOW TO WIN HER HEART 💖 ??

.......this is the moment to play your game perfectly well because even if you a poor.... there are some certain criteria she will behold in you.....which will makes her to accept your proposal and marry you.

Women always think in zigzag.. They don't think in straight line like men.

Just one remarkable  attitude from you ... She will dispersed her parents counsel not to marry you.

....and just one irritating attitude from you.. She will dispersed you and treat you like a trash without remembering all the 99% goodness you exhibited.

Bro, that is women for you!

Whenever God reveal everything about her to you... Please go and hide  your emotions in the mortuary because you don't need emotions at this moment. 

.....kindly walk🚶up to her and make her your classroom friend.

— Try to act smart in her presence. 

— Always be nice and cheerful with her. 

— Be generous and use sledgehammer to break that your stingy hand.

— Create time to fast and pray for her and tell her about it.

— Be a lifting shoulder to her and encourager.

— Always give her a listening ear.

— Let her see you as a true respectful brother.

Now, you can take 3-6 months to play this friendship game perfectly.

It will get to a period she will begin to confide her personal relationships with other brothers with you.... Both the brother's in the church and men seeking for her hand in marriage. 

..... 'so be her marriage counselor and subdue that spirit of jealous because whatever is yours will always remains yours....so be patient!

However, never you show any interest over her because you are still in the business of building friendship — don't proposed yet but rather take your time to earn her whole Trust.

Then on the deal day.....invite her to a cool environment.... .and shut your arrow 🏹 Of love perfectly well 😍.,

✋ HOW TO PROPOSED TO HER:

Bro, you don't need big Grammar for the Proposal. ...You just need to always polish yourself and look smart, interactive, jovial and always make her laugh, laugh, laugh and laugh!

Then one fateful morning... rang her ☎ 

BRO PAUL : Good morning Sis Nneoma.... i think am not feeling well 😔...... i don't know what is wrong with me. Am dying (start grasping for air).

SIS NNEOMA : What? 😲 Dying, God forbid! Please what is wrong? Please don't die 😭

BRO PAUL: Sister Nneoma.... but my heart is dying. Even this morning i nearly miss my track while crossing the highway.

I was much worried with thoughts, Perhaps, today might be my last day because have been sickly all this while. And didn't know how to confide in you.

SIS NNEOMA: Please Brother Paul... if it's a joke stop it 😢.... am serious.....What is wrong with you. Yesterday you sound healthy on phone and why sudden change?

BRO PAUL : Sister Nneoma , you wouldn't understand what have been going through all this while. .....I didn't want to make you feel sorrowful due to my sickness, that is why have been trying to cover-up.

(try breathing heavily)

Moreover, the doctor said, there is no remedy because it's heart related illness and no medical experts can cure it.

Sister Nneoma,  am so down and weak. I'm lying hopeless on this bed, now awaiting for my departure when i perceived the thought to share this with you, in case you didn't hear from me again.

SIS NNEOMA : (panicking ) Holy Ghost Fire fire fire 🔥 ....God forbid!

I reject it in Jesus name. Haaaa, you will not die but shall live in Jesus name. 

BRO PAUL : Come and meet me at Mama Nkechi Restaurant in next 30 minutes... Let discuss.

SIS NNEOMA : In fact, I'm already there... . Please run fast.... Because my heart is already pumping.

 

🏨AT MAMA NKECHI RESTAURANT. 

BRO PAUL: Please Sister Nneoma, I'm sorry for what I have put you through in past few minutes... i never meant to make you feel sad.

SIS NNEOMA: It's OK sir.... what about your Pastor, have you told him about your health?

BRO PAUL: I don't want to disturb him, he is always a busy man.

SIS NNEOMA: But you can still call him on the phone!

BRO PAUL: (shaking head and coughing ) No Dear, God can't heal this!

SIS NNEOMA: What? 😲 How do you mean sir?

BRO PAUL : This sickness is divinely from God and how can the same God heal it?

SIS NNEOMA : Please you are getting me confused! 😢

BRO PAUL : Sister Nneoma, my sickness is incurable and even God can't heal it because it's divinely from him....He is the person that projected this sickness into mine heart.

SIS NNEOMA: What? 

You mean GOD? 😢

BRO PAUL : YES, God. He has visited me in dream severally and whenever i inquired of possible cure, he will always revealed a particular face to me.

He said, that is the only person who can cure or ever heal me.

SIS NNEOMA : Interesting 🤔 .....! So who is that person and have you gone to see him?

BRO PAUL: Yes, am presently talking to her right now. The Lord has confirm that she is the only person who has remedy to heal my sickly heart.

SIS NNEOMA: .........uuh, (speechless) 🤔

BRO PAUL: Please Sister Nneoma, can you help me to heal this my sickly heart? (touching the heart)

Have been sick all this while but don't know how to relates to you. Please am dying, don't abandon me in this way! 😔

SIS NNEOMA: ...hmm, oh my God! 

BRO PAUL: Sister Nneoma, i don't know if am going to survive till tomorrow with this sickness that has eaten up my heart.

SIS NNEOMA: (silently in pretense) what sickness? ☺

BRO PAUL : "LOVE" 

I love you Nneoma but I don't you if you are willing to share the rest of your life with me. 

Do you know the definition of love? 

SIS NNEOMA ( smiling ☺) No, tell me!! 

BRO PAUL : Love simple means,

"Longsuffering" —  I promised to always forgive and suffered with you, both in sickness, pains and shall never forsake you until death.

"Overlook" — I promise to always overlook your errors, mistakes and tolerates everything about you until death.

"Volunteer" —  I promise to always volunteer to cherished, love, makes you laugh and make you a priority in my life and to die in your place.

"Encouragement" —  I promise to always be a source of an encouragement to you as i always does until death.

Please Sister Joy Nneoma...., my heart is wounded because none has ever cares about it and it's only you who has the remedy.....and you have been the closes thing to my heart ♥

SIS NNEOMA : (pretending and smiling) What remedy? ☺

BRO PAUL: I'm serious dear....That remedy is LOVE, 

(kneeing down)

Please Can You Marry Me ?

SIS NNEOMA : (smiling) Wooow, YES, i will marry you! 😍

BRO PAUL (Exclaim, by pressing my heart) Glory be to God, i think healing is taking place ☺... This is wonderful. Ooh, Sis Nneoma,  thank you so much for healing me.

SIS NNEOMA : (Bursting into laughter) Ahhhhhhhhhhaua

THE END.